Hemp Mat

A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.

Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..

by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010

hemp whore

The Hemp Whore, is a rare, but lethal stoner. Also commonly known for their tendencies to "whore" around and smoke other peoples weed. They also may try to steal your grinder. Watch out for the Hemp Whores who have been known to spread herpes through shared pipes/bongs/hockey pucks/Jango blocks.

(Hemp) (whore) Adj.

Mary Jane: The other day I ran into a hemp whore, Blake, and he smoked all my weed.

by Nose_picker69 June 14, 2014

hemp brother

A hemp brother is a dude you like to get stoned with.

What's up? You got that A1 hemp brother?
You're my hemp brother

by Shmomp October 4, 2017

hemp temp

The urge to smoke marijuana.

I've got a mad hemp temp, brother.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Hemp Kempe

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)

Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

Hemp Necklace

Hemp Necklaces, Alabama Windchimes, and Bullet Catching Contests for all the treasonous traitors!

After Abusing Their Citizenry For Years Using Covid, Monkey Pox, and Global Warming as an excuse to turn their Republic Into a Dictatorship, the Asterisk O'biden Adminstration Were Adjudicated As War Criminals, and Swiflty Introduced To

Sentencing Ranging From Catching Bullets With Their Teeth to Wearing Hemp Necklaces Until Dusk In Front Of The Washington Monument!

by anonymous August 26, 2022

General Hemp

The General of Hemp. Aidan John Haley unknown General until now. The General grew hemp and sold it in 1911. Lived in Connecticut and had a good run.

General Hemp has the longest hemp farm.

by General Hemp June 2, 2020