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I was Frozen Today!

An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.
Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"
by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009
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Tobey Whittington

A chihuahua who’s dick is North America . He likes to rape sassy . He rapes his own children. He rapes humans. He cums all over America. He has a big dick
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todayrow

Today+tomorrow, where one is still awake from the previous day but midnight has passed.
'Todayrow' is a thing now--because fuck you, that's why.

Why do now what you can do todayrow when you can put it off til todayrow--or better yet, tomorrowrow?
by Ptolemy, or something. February 23, 2014
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YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn

It’s over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022
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not today

a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.
Arianna: “Not today

Lexi: “of course lol”
by southerngirl8 November 28, 2017
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Not today Satan, not today.

"Not today Satan, not today," comes from the show RuPaul's Drag Race, and was said by season 6's winner Bianca Del Rio who served us some clown realness. The meaning means the devil a.k.a. Satan will not get in your way today.
"I was wondering if you were going to turn out a look that we haven't already seen before?" Said Courtney Act

" Not today Satan, not today." said Bianca Del Rio
by Officialextazy January 18, 2015
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Todly

Of or pertaining to anything that is totally wicked or awesome.
Dude: Yo billy I just spelled todly on the scrabble board, can you check if it's a word in the dictionary?

Billy: Dude who cares if todly is in the dictionary or not, I'll let you play it just because it's so damn todly.
by Richard LaVoice October 7, 2011
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