You got Myers'd

Getting screwed over, or taken advantage of by someone who is too lazy to do their job and too busy looking out for them self.

#1
DS 1: Dude, why are you still here? You aren't on CQ so why are you sitting at the desk?
DS 2: CQ had to go let out his dogs, and that was 3 hours ago.
DS1: Dude, you just got Myers'd

#2
DS 1: Why are you filling out that paperwork to turn in the broken Humvee? You aren't the master driver for the company.
DS 2: I don't know, I don't stick up for myself when I get told to do other peoples jobs. I pretty much have no penis.
DS 1: Dude, you got Myers'd.

by IGOTMYERS'D@A2-10 October 26, 2013

I ❤️ you

Simply means I love you. Sometimes when people are not ready to say that three little words, they text you that to let you know that they love you

Oh 芳芳 I ❤️ you

by Fangfang July 19, 2017

you best step

a taunt used to start a fight

"You best step!" "Oh, I know you didn't!"

by D P September 24, 2002

You too, bruh.

Three, simple words uttered by the true master recently. He is evolving and since he has now recently uttered ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!’ so therefore he has received more recognition and positive comments.
‘You too, bruh.’ was said semi-ironically, in a successful attempt to inject humour into a moment that had no laughter. We all respected the true master for his work, because if you are a memer why wouldn’t you use this quite often in daily life?

‘True master, we may need to be silent for a few moments.’
‘You too, bruh.’
laughter
‘Respect, bro!’

by .Mega November 18, 2019

obama loves you

the best roast ever your opponent will cry from how painful it is

*Obama loves you* says the fat neckbearded fellow, the sus imposter falls to the ground and cries from the humiliation. the sus imposter screams as the neckbearded fellow gently thrust his kawaii co- nevermind you get it already

by アストルフォ June 23, 2021

you wound me

In this context, wound is not the past tense of wind (as in to "wind up a clock", nor as in "the wind blows"). It is instead the verb form of the noun "wound", meaning an injury of some description.
this wound has nothing to do with an actual physical injury, it's more of an emotional wound

"Why, Jaime, my sweet brother," he said,"You wound me. You know how much I love my family."

by Digital Damsel May 29, 2021

if you think about it

A phrase one says before espousing a large amount of bullshit.

If you think about it, the Earth is flat because nobody has ever been to space - NASA just projects holograms in the sky for us to look at.

by anonymous July 16, 2021