Sex fart

A sex fart or slart is we're you fart durning sex

I was sitting on my bed watching family guy when I heard a nock at my window. I opened the shade to see my boyfriend waiting at my door, window thing. I opened it to let him in. " what are you doing here?" He came thrue and kissed me passionately. He pushed me on the bed and pinned me down. However he will never be as strong as me so I flipped him over and massaged his penis than I gave him a blow job. He pushed me up agient the back-board of my bed and ripped my clothes of. He fingered me hungrily swirling and thrusting in and out. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I leaned over to his ear and whispered " just fuck me already" so my parents dident hear. " that's what I came here to do" he whispered back. He soved his penis into me and thrust in and out makeing me moan. Just when I thought he was going to exit me he pushed his dick all the way in causing me to fart.
Sex fart

by Cutie pie 24 October 15, 2013

Musical Farts

Like musical chairs, except the one left standing, gets farted on by the other players.

At Jenny's birthday party, we played musical farts, and pin the tail on the Holocaust survivor. It was loads of fun.

by Horatio Cornblower November 21, 2009

Angel fart

The fluffy polystyrene bits of packaging that protect the contents of a box while simultaneously destroying the ecosystem. This latter may not be true but is highly dependant on the person with the box.

Those damn angel farts are stuck all over me

by Johnny Rod January 22, 2009

fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.

Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.

by Craig April 6, 2005

fanny fart

a fart from a womans genitals, used as an insult

'What are you doing, you fanny fart?'

by jonathan November 10, 2003

shit fart

A usually smelly fart which smells like rotten eggs.

See also: egg fart

Damn! Who was it that let a shit fart? It smells like pure shit!

by John November 17, 2003

Cum Fart

As described in the podcast Comedy Bang Bang, when an individual who collects cum in his anal cavity is then asked by his girlfriend to impregnate her, he uses a Cum Fart, ie. farting the cum into the girlfriend pussy.

Her: Honey is about time for us to start a family.
Him: Open wide, the cum fart is a-cumming!

by Beaver Pelt Collector June 12, 2012