BS from law is that guy that somehow pulls a million women but cannot keep a single one.
He also does not pay for coffee.
He also does not pay for coffee.
by BS from law May 2, 2023
Get the BS from lawmug. Ekul's Law: When a multiplayer video game is created, there begins an invisible timer that suggests that, as time passes, the game will introduce goofy/whimsical or ridiculous collaborative skins in order to financially support and stay relevant as a Live Service Game
In accordance with Ekul's Law, Call of Duty invetiablying created "Lilith" and "Inarius" operator skins, from Blizzard's popular MMORPG 'Diablo 4' in order to stay relevant and entice long time players to continue buying cosmetics to support their live servie multiplayer video game.
The law applies as Lilith" and "Inarius" are not military themed, and are both collaborative in nature, as well as goofy, as they do not match the military setting.
The law applies as Lilith" and "Inarius" are not military themed, and are both collaborative in nature, as well as goofy, as they do not match the military setting.
by DrCrustyKillz November 28, 2023
Get the Ekul's Lawmug. The law of demonstration is a subset of Murphy’s law and works in two ways. A functioning process will not work when demonstrated, but a broken process will work perfectly. E.g. when trying to show IT an issue your computer is having, the issue will not occur.
“I was walking a colleague through a new process I created yesterday, but it just wouldn’t work. When I ran it by myself later, it was just fine!”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”
by anonymous October 13, 2025
Get the Law of Demonstrationmug. The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
Get the Helping the Brother-in-Lawmug. Rule 34's sinister cousin.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
by Smashedmouth December 16, 2020
Get the Soneby's Lawmug. The law of surtr states that if the first or second reply to ragebait is longer than 1 sentence, the ragebaiter will be declared victorious, comes from the giant surtr for his giant size and mass destruction, if the replier replies thrice see law of ares
not cool dued!!
nope u
WHAT THE HECKING HECK!! mods ban him he just called my mom fat no BAN HIM NOW I WANT HIM GONE
no u
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????? YOU THINK I SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE FORGOTTEN REALM?!!!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU YOU SICK WEIRDO YOURE SICK YOU WEIRDO IM NOT ANDREW LAEDDIS WHAT THE FLIP!!!
I invoke the law of surtr for he declares this battle won in my name
nope u
WHAT THE HECKING HECK!! mods ban him he just called my mom fat no BAN HIM NOW I WANT HIM GONE
no u
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????? YOU THINK I SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE FORGOTTEN REALM?!!!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU YOU SICK WEIRDO YOURE SICK YOU WEIRDO IM NOT ANDREW LAEDDIS WHAT THE FLIP!!!
I invoke the law of surtr for he declares this battle won in my name
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
Get the law of surtrmug. The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media
A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!
by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021
Get the Karamazov's Lawmug.