J. Schizzle

Alias of ganster rapper John Cairns, known for his contriversial lyrics about bent slabs.

Like J. Bizzle, but worse.

That J. Schizzle is a right c*nt!

by J. Schizzle April 13, 2008

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: who makes you throw your phone away when she texts you
a: oh it's j

by gjsl November 21, 2021

scp-055-de-j

its ham

enjoy the ham
i love the ham

Random person with no life: scp-055-de-j is just ham
Ham: Ham
Random person with no life: H A M

by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023

Me J

(Verb).The act of autofellatio; sucking your own dick

“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”

by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022

Angus J Young

Angus is a guy a that loves to fart and ditch his mates

I'm going to do a Angus j Young

by Vege55 February 12, 2025

J-dog

isabelles friend James who’s ovsessed with Isabelle, also looks like Russell from up. Cutest human ever❤️Get yourself a j-dog

Isabelle: “ hi this is my friend j-dog” James: “hi nice to meet you I’m your guardian angel, pick your favourite balloon colour”

by Isabelle xoxo April 13, 2020

j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025