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fuck the universe

A vindictive statement against "The Secret," and persons practicing "The Secret." Usually stated after an undeserving slew of what would typically be labelled as negative karmic occurances against oneself.
Being denied a promotion or being passed over despite doing extremely well at your job. "I didn't get the assistant manager job?!? The janitor did?!?!?!? Fuck the universe!!!"
by FTUProg November 7, 2013
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Fucked the Pie

Sexual equivalent to "Jumping the Shark" in a television series or sitcom.; An embarrassing moment involving a sexual act being walked in on by someone not taking part in said sexual act, usually an adult authority figure (i.e. in American Pie when Jim Levenstein is caught having sexual intercourse with an apple pie by his dad)
Person 1: You here about Aaron? His dad caught him jackin off on the couch.
Person 2: Hahahaha, he so fucked the pie!
by j0hnth3f15h3rman January 17, 2010
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wake-fucked

When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.

When you do something while still half asleep.
I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.

I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.
by illustrix August 15, 2010
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Fuck Tech

It's not a phrase, it's a lifestyle.
Mrs. Ramsey: Ohh by the way you have a test after lunch...

Everyone: Gah fuck tech..!
by Kanye WE March 4, 2009
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fuckidy fuck

an expression or exclamation of disapproval or discontent.
For those times when 'fuck' is just not enough.
This word has no sexual connotations. see bad examle
tripping over after realising one parked ones car on ones foot, one might be heard to exclaim "fuckidy fuck".

One would NOT say "gosh, I'd fuckidy fuck that!" . In this instance, the word 'tap' would suffice.
by Doinkman October 18, 2008
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rabbit fuck

during intercourse, to hump as fast as you can, like it's a race to bust a nut.. as if you don't care about the other person, you're just here for you.
guy 1: "HAHAH YOU HAD SEX WITH JESSICA? EWWW!"
guy 2: "shut up dude, rabbit fuck"
guy 1: "oh."
by mitsu mike December 7, 2006
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fuck off

when someone is being bothered by another person and is starting to get really pissed off and wants them to just go away or shut up
Jon: Yo give me $2.50 for lunch, I have no money.
Chris: No
Jon: Please yo, don't be a fag, I'm hungry
Chris: Fuck off Jon!
by LILR22 February 19, 2008
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