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no and your mom? is a fucking drunk 

Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:

- Girl, so brutall...

She answers with

- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.

- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!
When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.
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bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar 

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

Confession fucking 

To have sex with A.) a Nun whilst in a coffesion booth, or B.) a Priest whilst in the confession booth
A.) Ey' dude I was in church yesterday, and I gave this nun a good confession fucking!

B.) I was in church three days ago and you wont believe it but, my priest confession fucked me!
Confession fucking by Bob Fritz August 6, 2006

THAT Fucking Dog 

More popularly identified as Triumph The Insult Comic Dog from Conan O'Brien, THAT Fucking Dog (TFD) certainly knows how to work an audience. Surely, you've heard his wise jocularity in regards to how often he schools MBNA employees, such as Bailey aka Shrek. UNDERAGE BEEE-SEAN!
TFD Often utters the line, "What kind of legs does she have?" Promptly, S.B. becomes excited, but knows he's inferior to Dusty and the rest of Citibank employees' 7.5 inch cocks.
THAT Fucking Dog by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005

I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me 

Powerful, stupendously funny, yet so real lyric of NY Rapper, Immortal Technique.

His raps are full of stuff like that.
Obscene, disgusting - yet so intelligent , metaphorical and potent to your ears.
My favourite rapper.

The only rapper who doesn't care (infact encourages you) to download his music off of the internet just to enjoy and play his music out lout to spread the message of the corrupt system :
'Burn it off the fucking interent and bump it outside, bump it out side'.
LEGENDARY!
'Is that your girl, bitch get over here, Gimme some brain!
I'll bust off on her face, and right after that segment, she'll probably rub it in her pussy , trying to get herself pregnant!'

- An example from Immortal Technqiue's song , Obnoxious.

I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me
- Freestyle

in-fucking-credible 

Very unbelievable. more so due to the fucking in the middle of it.
-Did you see that car blow up,
in-fucking-credible
in-fucking-credible by YoHansII January 21, 2004

lesbian ass fucking 

Where two ladies engage in sexual intercourse, doggy style, one wearing a strap on dildo and repeatedly sticking it in the other ones ass.
FUCK THOSE LADIES ARE LESBIAN ASS FUCKING. FUCK YEA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER!