Eat a Ditka

Eating a Ditka is a term used to tell someone to Shut the Hell up, or more universally to Get On Your Level (GOML). Also used when one-upping someone in competition. The term carries weight for two reasons. 1.) The resemblance to the word Dick, and 2.) How intense Mike Ditka is in real life.

Person 1: Jim Carrey was totally in Anchorman

Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA

by ImpairedRay February 7, 2012

Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.

Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat

by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020

eat

John opened the door on his stepsister Jenny getting changed and Jenny turned around and said," Don't go, stay," she said with sexual intention. She ran over to him with her panties down and shoved the door shut. His pants immediately shot up with an erection as Jenny pushed Johns' face against her vagina. She then pulled down his pants and placed the gigantic purple tip of his penis in her mouth and slid it down her throat. He smacked the inside of her pussy with his tongue as his penis ejaculated in her mouth. They both took a break for a second before Jenny quickly pushed her hand down the foreskin of his dick and watched the cum spray all over her tits. He gave her anal for 2 hours before he ejaculated again and she ate his dick. She was nearly drowning in cum before he impregnated her.

He wanted to eat an apple

by poopoostinkyfarthole May 19, 2022

There are kids in Africa eating leather soup

When children are starving in Africa

"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

by awyouknow July 20, 2022

eat a face

When you are so bad you just eat a hard face

God, jimmy just goes out all the time and will eat a face.

by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018

ciao eat the ass

The eating of the ass and saying goodbye

Im going to ciao eat the ass tonight

by Sainsbury's May 7, 2018

pre-eat

to eat a small meal before a feast to lessen the temptation to engore oneself.

Before the date, I decided to pre-eat some almonds and an apple to avoid scarfing down the porterhouse in front of her.

by billjenstuart May 10, 2011