Chocolate fizzles

A chromie vegetable

He’s such a chocolate fizzles

by Sub to chocolate fizzles December 17, 2019

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Chocolate for Choochie Day

Another name for Valentines Day, hoping you would get choochie if you give her chocolate.

Hey Steve it's Chocolate for Choochie Day, if you give me chocolate, I'll give you choochie. Sara!

by SkinnyBoner69 February 14, 2022

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When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.

To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.

by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025

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Chocolate Lamp

To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick

"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii

by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024

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Chocolate Alavalanche

Another word for a shart. Combining chocolate, lava, and an avalanche. A shart is unexpected flow of hot chocolate running downhill.

Person 1: “Wow it really stinks in here”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear”

by Lex-O-Mech February 8, 2025

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