Boner

Adj; To incite happiness and excitement to the degree of minor sexual arousal.

“Boner day we’re having.”
“That was a boner party man.”

by Thaddeus Jigglethighs May 23, 2024

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Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.

"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."

by JLLee September 5, 2011

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misunderstood boner

When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.

I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.

by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016

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Word Boner

1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words

2. Someone who gets horny while reading

3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.

1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!

2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"

3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!

by The Inedible Llam January 10, 2014

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