Wet Willy

When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear

I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered

by Chloe Kimberly August 2, 2023

A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.

Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest

by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023

Wet Brain

When the level and or frequency of alcohol consumption causes the effects of alcohol to become permanent.

Gomer: Eh yo! We gonna get wet brain this weekend?
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!

by BugLamp August 6, 2023

wet foot

i have wet foot when i step in water

wet footy

by vfdcv August 7, 2023

Wet nose Wednesday

When you eat box every Wednesday to give you and your lady something special to look forward to

I'll be busy tonight it's wet nose Wednesday

by Doodle dad August 14, 2023

wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

Wet WedgerBledger

When you stick your cock inside of a hot pocket

Wet WedgerBledger nigga

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 19, 2019