Wet Texter

The opposite of a dry texter

Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages

"He is a wet texter."

by iBlue_ May 25, 2024

Wet Bathroom

In French underground culture, a public restroom where one can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on.

I paid ten euros to use the wet bathroom at Jason’s bar and no one even pissed on me. It’s the last time I go there.

by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025

ride em' hard and leave em' wet

a slang term often used by a religion teacher. used to describe the lifestyle of mid-evil cowboys.

To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet

Look at that cowboy ride.

he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"

by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022

wet

any sort of alcoholic beverage

yo g let me get some of that wet

by 6ixnine May 31, 2018

Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.

Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon

by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018

Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

by Webslice October 21, 2020

Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.

Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”

by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020