Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

Top self freedom

Top self weed that sets you free

You try sone of that top self freedom? Had me flying high as a motherfucker

by Whipstick86 April 20, 2022

ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

by lilwizardry September 14, 2024

Tops

Typically used in Ireland, more specifically the lower class areas of the Dublin region meant very good, or the best

That green is tops bro

by Donabate on top August 7, 2022

top

mori !!

mori is the most toppiest top ever!

by morimorimorimori June 16, 2023

crop top

legless Dom

I found a crop top for you

by monke drip boi October 4, 2022