The Death Seal

Li thank god the death seal

unliminal message

The death seal is like a way out

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Melatonian Death Ray

Melatonian Death Ray: anything that a black person may be holding at any time, threateningly or not. Actual posession of a Melatonian Death Ray not required.

Running around with a Melatonian Death Ray*. No wonder he got shot.

by PumpkinQueen Expiring@12 May 22, 2018

quick death

an emo trap music collective

Guy 1: Yoo, you heard that new quick death song?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, that shit's hot as fuck.

by gunnarxg February 1, 2019

Death

Something that we should accept with open arms. Everyone is going to die soon, it's only a matter of time before it's your turn.

A: I will accept my death.
B: I'm not :)

by Real Definitions :) November 23, 2021

death

the word death describes the desireable quest of ones life ending

Man i am reeeeally longing for that sweet release of death.

by REbserfuckingsejaf December 4, 2018

Octopus death

Suicide by octopus, like something out of a movie.

The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Death

Relief. Or pain. You don't get to pick, as you have about as much choice in this as you did life.

"Wh-what!!!! I'm fucking dead?"
"Urrrr-yes?? Godammit Jerry you should be there at this by now"
"HAHAHA, FINNALLY, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IN MY GRASP"
"ohshit-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023