iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.
"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."
by Iron Banana November 19, 2015
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Banana Kong

Donkey Kong but pretty much a banana addict. See "Banana Smoker"
{Banana Kong} is cool!
by Apple Greg May 13, 2020
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banana bang

1) to shove a banana up somebody's ass
2) to masturbate with a banana (typically a woman of course)
I caught my sister executing the banana bang on herself
by zuhazana September 05, 2017
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banana creampie

guess lol (hint: banana is yellow + creampie is cum in me = ? (answer =pee creampie)
do not banana creampie
by gobeldigook June 12, 2021
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Carnivore Bananas

The best song I’m existence.
Written by Dennis and Ethan, this song consists of a variation structure (a1 a2 a1 a3) and is one of the most important lives of music in modern history.
Some critics say it’s is even more monumental than “W.A.P” although some disagree, and say that it goes far further than that.
It is about a dystopian future when bananas rule the world and use humans as slaves. They have taken the humans’ feet, chicken, and even their soup.
It is a very sad tale, and even the uprising at the end failed, as the bananas already knew about their plans with the neucs….
Carnivore bananas, they be eating up your soup
by Polyethane November 04, 2021
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cursed banana

The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy
Mike: why are you running away from Bill?

Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!
by mr baconator March 02, 2023
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Rusty Banana

You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.
"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"
by rustybanana March 29, 2016
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