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Two Laptops

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”
by olive2000 August 26, 2025
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Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.
Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.
by Spyan July 29, 2022
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cunt, two, three

yeah i know them... cunt, two, three.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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Two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016
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Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.
When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.
by Babiyodah September 18, 2023
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two hundred percent

Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?
Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
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