pityvite

When you give someone an invitation to an event more out of pity than for any other reason.

Tanya found out that I took Nikki to lunch today, so next week I think I'm going to have to throw her a pityvite.

by Tee-Liscious December 16, 2009

Piteviant

Someone who likes to have sexual relations with a persons arm pit- A Pit Deviant

'He made me lube-up my arm pit for a smoother ride, that damn Piteviant'

by Rodney Trood January 14, 2010

Pitterflys

When you have butterflys in the pit of your stomach.
Pit/(Bottom) of your stomach + Butterflys = Pitterflys

Im really nervous. I must have pitterflys.

by Horseygilr99 March 17, 2010

Pitchin'

The concept of putting in a pinch of chewing tobacco.

Hand me my tin, I'm about to start pitchin'

by Capt. Swee Righ April 8, 2010

Pithoon

A pithy, satirical cartoon illustrating editorial comment and/or bias.

The "pithoon" in today's paper was hysterical, so wrong on so many levels but so right in so many ways.

by rlhkokie June 5, 2010

pitcrust

Noun: The residue that, over time, becomes embedded in the armpits of one's shirts. Usually a combination of sweat and deodorant.

Mama said not even a ten-gallon jug of OxyClean is going to remove the pitcrust from my skanky shirt.

by J-Wi June 17, 2010

pitch a wobbly

From Australia, "pitch a wobbly" describes a young child having a full on tantrum, usually in a public place.

Wow, I'm glad I'm not that kid's mom, he's about to pitch a wobbly.

by Mar1954 August 9, 2010