97 year old diner

nyc diner that still serves their coke the old fashion way

this 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashion way

by im ranDUM April 23, 2024

Old Faithful

Getting a blow job while sitting on a bidet getting your asshole cleaned.

I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.

by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023

Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016

Welcome (Old)

The worst song ever.

"Hey, Welcome (Old) is the best so- SHUT UP."

by CatterLover2022 May 11, 2022

Old Yeller

A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.

Is it wrong to wish that Old Yeller behind us would meet the same fate as the dog in the book?

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.

I just had to shine the old trophy...

by <•_•> May 12, 2017