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Guy 1: Yo, you got a boner!
Guy 2: I know. I don't know why.
by iranoutofideas724 August 2, 2023
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Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.
He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.
by Reibesac July 11, 2017
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Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Rangers version; Demon Boners unite and they form into a Mega Demon Boner
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022
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Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.
"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"
by FatherTy April 18, 2022
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Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
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Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.
Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.
by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020
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Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.
by Capitan December 8, 2012
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