lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot September 5, 2016

P-Moment

A moment when you are totally oblivious to what is going on around you

A moment of complete ditziness

Trying to say something knowledgeable in a situation and making a complete fool out of yourself without recognizing it but everyone else notices

We will have to get back to you when the next P-Moment occurs

by missp August 10, 2014

FART MOMENT

A "fart moment" is when one human farts and the other farts therefore creating a "fart moment"
Example

Person 1:(Farts)
Person 2: I gotchu bro (Farts)

Person one:"lets make a fart moment"
Person two:"Okay"

by BritishChockin March 21, 2021

Isaac Moment

When you ghost everyone you know for no reason what so ever.

Yo Mike just pulled a "Isaac Moment"

by SWGBLVD Association May 2, 2024

Keet Moment

A moment when a person does something so inexplicably bimbotic is called a keet moment

E.g. She did not know how to spell his name properly even though there was something to refer to. You could say she had a Keet moment.

by Yes16373 April 19, 2021

maddie moment

when you do a thing @skeppycore would for sure do... also follow maddie(@skeppycore) on twitter #maddieto1k thanks

Person A: What’s going on???
Person B: Maddie moment 🙄
Person A: SHUT
Person B: ...maddie moment

by Ghosty Gutsy October 17, 2020