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Chicken Milk

A white nutritious substance produced from mammary glands of lactating female poultry, enabling hens to nurse young chicks unable yet to consume whole foods as nourishment. Chicken milk may also be manually extracted through the teats of chickens for human consumption. This is a low-fat and acceptable alternative to those who may be unable to consume other variants of milk such as but not limited to: almond, soy, goat, or cow milk. While agriculturally, chicken dairy is a multi-billion dollar industry, milking chickens can be labor intensive, and frustrating, due to the bird's multitude of feathers, sharp beak and claws, bitchy hormonal disposition, and of course, teeny-tiny nipples.
"If cow's milk is too rich, just try low-fat and delicious chicken milk!"

"No swiss on my burger please, throw some chicken cheese on there."
by kitty907 March 18, 2017
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Miles

The Male version of "Bye Felicia"
When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "Miles", a random Ass that nobody is sad to see go. Their real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are "Miles".
Bye Miles...
by Slownlow June 13, 2016
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milk run

1. an uneventful military mission with no incidents

2. an unscrupulous campaign for political funds
They though it was going to be a milk run, but things got hectic.
by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2011
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Milk and Cereal

"Milk and Cereal" is a lame song by the band G. Love & Special Sauce

It was popularized by a viral internet video of two men lip synching to this song.

It is increadibly boring, repetitive, and slightly homosexual.
This represents a time when the internet sucked and was filled with unhumorous crap like this that idiots fawned over.

The lip synching session goes on for nearly three minutes and is impossible to sit through unless you're completly retarded.
I was forced to watch "Milk and Cereal" by some stupid chick. After only 30 seconds, I wanted to punch my computer screen, myself, and the the giggling retard that made me watch it.
by Lawnornament January 7, 2012
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Milk Chocolate

Milk chocolate is someone who is fair haired super handsome and has the complexion of a Hershey kiss this person has big penis and never fails to satisfy in bed
Damn you see that fine peice of Milk chocolate over there
by HYPERTENSE February 8, 2019
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Milk you dry

When someone beats the very ego of your soul to pulp. Typically leaving you senseless and with a false sense of overwhelming disruption of emotion.
She won’t be direct, talk to me tell me what she needs; contentment? When I know it isn’t commitment, is her obligation really more urgent that of mine is? My delirium a bit, optimistic intrinsic. I’m long for her in my wish but I’m spaced, Incase a barrierors I no longer look to break. Friend: She’s milk you dry bro, sorry to say. Your wasting your time on someone who doesn’t want to be loved.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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Milkshake

A milkshake is a black person who pretends as if they is white. It's as if they are almost entirely made up of vanilla ice cream, but have just a littleeeeee bit of chocolate syrup that makes them a different color.
Brandon: "I love going to New Kids on the Blocks Concerts!" (as he's dancing and singing)

Me: "Wow, Brandon. You are such a milkshake! You act whiter than me and I'm 100% c-a-u-c-a-s-i-a-n."
by Joey McIntyre March 9, 2011
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