Jesus

Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)

U r such a Jesus..

by Kyshwore February 18, 2022

Jesus Christ

My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.

Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.

by Peskay February 24, 2022

jesus-legal

another way of saying you are 33 years old

It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal

by Entity1002 March 1, 2022

Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

Jesus Shit

After defecating, when one goes to wipe with toilet paper and discovers there is no feces to clean. Of all his numerous amazing feats & miracles, we can assume wipe-less bathroom sessions was among them. This act can also be called a "Holy Shit".

Wow, I just took the most amazing "Jesus Shit". What a way to start the day!

by MLS17 January 15, 2026

halo jesus bud

The stuff ICE imbibes before duty booty kill

Hey, what kind of bud does ICE get blessed with before scamming in the name of Noem
No, what? is it a breast or ponytail thing?
She thinks so, but they smoke it.
Wow, not the halo jesus bud?
Yeah, tis grown in South Dakota

by Orangeprostate January 24, 2026

Jesus nut

The critical bolt or nut in a helicopter that holds the main rotor in place. If it fails or detaches mid-flight, the copter comes crashing down very fast and everyone inside goes straight to Jesus!

Co-pilot: Looks like the Jesus nut YEETED mid-flight! You know what's going to happen NOW!

Everyone inside the helicopter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*goes straight to Jesus*

by EF2020 February 2, 2026