farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

by Jake October 27, 2003

fart cake

someone who is cute, but farts a lot

my dog

by Holly October 4, 2003

Sex fart

A sex fart or slart is we're you fart durning sex

I was sitting on my bed watching family guy when I heard a nock at my window. I opened the shade to see my boyfriend waiting at my door, window thing. I opened it to let him in. " what are you doing here?" He came thrue and kissed me passionately. He pushed me on the bed and pinned me down. However he will never be as strong as me so I flipped him over and massaged his penis than I gave him a blow job. He pushed me up agient the back-board of my bed and ripped my clothes of. He fingered me hungrily swirling and thrusting in and out. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I leaned over to his ear and whispered " just fuck me already" so my parents dident hear. " that's what I came here to do" he whispered back. He soved his penis into me and thrust in and out makeing me moan. Just when I thought he was going to exit me he pushed his dick all the way in causing me to fart.
Sex fart

by Cutie pie 24 October 15, 2013

lay a fart

(variants: cut, let, rip, or crack may replace lay)

to flatuate

He laid the worst fart I had ever smelled.

by Light Joker July 29, 2005

Musical Farts

Like musical chairs, except the one left standing, gets farted on by the other players.

At Jenny's birthday party, we played musical farts, and pin the tail on the Holocaust survivor. It was loads of fun.

by Horatio Cornblower November 21, 2009

Angel fart

The fluffy polystyrene bits of packaging that protect the contents of a box while simultaneously destroying the ecosystem. This latter may not be true but is highly dependant on the person with the box.

Those damn angel farts are stuck all over me

by Johnny Rod January 22, 2009

fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.

Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.

by Craig April 6, 2005