Bean boner

When a woman’s clit is swollen from personal or external stimulation.

‘She didn’t need to flick her bean long before it was harder than his boner. Her bean boner was 100.

by noasweatt August 19, 2025

Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

Portuguese boner

When it perks up on a lady

“I have a crazy Portuguese boner looking at him!”

by Moonbeambeambeam August 26, 2025

Boner Buddies

Boner Buddies
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.

Example:
“Call them boyfriends if you want, but they prefer ‘Boner Buddies.’”

by MoistJalobi September 3, 2025

boner booger

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025

Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy

Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile

by Mikeflower October 9, 2025

Dog Boner

A red rocket

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”

by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025