the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."
"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"
by dankhaddock May 08, 2012
Getting a big toe and putting it inside of a vagina, causing the toe to get wet, and therefore, putting it in to someone’s ear to give them a shock
by Bradfordcharva69 August 02, 2023
Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 02, 2023
A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.
by Notsobrite June 25, 2022
by hauntedhouseofcringe March 05, 2018
by mickyknox69 May 27, 2018