Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).
You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.
by Deeptot January 07, 2021
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wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.
“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”
by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021
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pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.
Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.
by nigerplease July 25, 2008
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Wet Elmo

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow
Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.
by BrickleBerry October 03, 2022
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pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.
Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.
by Notsobrite June 25, 2022
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wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side
I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin
by hauntedhouseofcringe March 05, 2018
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Wet Meyer

Wet Meyer - A legit GIGA CHAD
by TheWiseMan32 May 29, 2023
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