bob: Dude - There's a naked chick over there!
jose: Oh shits! I gotta check that out.
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Oh shits, I failed all my classes.
jose: Oh shits! I gotta check that out.
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Oh shits, I failed all my classes.
by Grammarian February 2, 2006
Get the oh shits mug.A word used to describe national, religious or ethnic stereo types. Often used in a derogetory way. Does not apply to blacks, or asians only.
by Nokaflai September 25, 2010
Get the Kewn Shit mug.by Michelle Mcmanus = Fridge on legs May 1, 2004
Get the Shit Hot mug.(1) the excrement of a black person; (2) a derogatory word meaning the young offspring of a black woman; (3) a turd; (4) black people in general; (4) an exclamation used to express frustration about something.
Dude 1: Oh, nigger shit, those people are so fucked up.
Dude 2: Why you say that?
Dude 1: Cuz that bitch shits a turd every nine months and we got way too many of em running round.
Dude 2: LOL Yah, well thats wat happens when you got a lot of lil nigger shits in the 'hood.
Dude 2: Why you say that?
Dude 1: Cuz that bitch shits a turd every nine months and we got way too many of em running round.
Dude 2: LOL Yah, well thats wat happens when you got a lot of lil nigger shits in the 'hood.
by Jason Corrigan August 13, 2008
Get the nigger shit mug.Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.
Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
by nngaaaman January 21, 2009
Get the Shit whipped mug.A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.
by Commo God March 8, 2011
Get the Shit-ton mug.The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietly as possible but failure to do so leads to a loud embarassing splash which is clearly heard by all. So named after the "Doppler effect", whereby a moving object emanating sound, changes pitch as it's distance to the subject listening increases/decreases.
(1) Man(upon rejoining his wife): Honey, I'm so embarassed - do you think they're all looking at me 'cos they know it was me that Doppler shitted?
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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