When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.
by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 16, 2012
Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.
by Old_Bert July 01, 2017
by elelcart July 12, 2021
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by Senhora fiona encantada November 28, 2021
1. People who was held back to many times in a garde they are to old her grade school at all
2. A old person that Does know about today
2. A old person that Does know about today
by 459395 March 03, 2022
Any component of life or culture started by people from an older school compared to the new school attended by you as schools are increasingly progressive yet less nuanced
by Primeprincipal December 18, 2022
Your banging your gf got her bent over and railing her hard so you stop to piss and your grandfather pops in to finish her off.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024