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meanwhile, back at the ranch

After someone goes off on a unrelated tangent, you focus them back to the conversation at hand. Usually, the tangent is from someone not originally involved in the initial conversation and spews forth unwanted or pointless information. Based on old TV shows, like Bonanza.
Beth: What do you think about the presidential canidates, Sheila?
GIRL 2: OMG, did you see Justin today? He is so totally hot. His eyelashes go on forever. Do you think I should dye my hair? My roots are totally showing and I was thinking about going more red this time.
Sheila: (Pause) Yeah. So, meanwhile, back at the ranch... I think Kerry is kind of creepy, but Bush is totally f**cking everything up. Maybe I should go Nader.
by Cymbre May 4, 2004
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Back-Alley Uppercunt

This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
by frush September 19, 2009
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back seat bitch

The person in a group who isn't a leader, on the contrary, because this person is a bitch, all this person does is take orders and defer responsibility to the actual leader. For this reason, this person never has to deal with anything that resembles a "high pressure" situation which- at least in their minds- is good because a high pressure situation would cause this person to crack and undoubtedly fail.
"'Did you guy's hear about LeBron James goin' to Miami to play with Dwayne Wade?'

'Yeah I saw that SI cover where LeBron is standing behind Wade. LeBron is such a back seat bitch.'"
by AL P 1918 November 14, 2010
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Wash my back

I asked Tony to wash my back In the shower last night.
by snowwhite585 January 11, 2017
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Piggy Back Riding

A old school yard slang used on the play ground for the proposition for a blow job.
Boston: I haven't given a guy a piggy back riding in awhile.
by BJ, Slob knob, mouth fucking January 18, 2010
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broke back matt

Broke Back Matt Refers To A Homosexual Man Who May Or May Not Have Watched The Film Broke Back Mountain.
I was chilling with broke back matt today.
by Anthony Gadberry July 16, 2008
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taking back sunday

Overrated band. Let it go you teeny boppers

In high pitched voice "the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last breath i'd apologize for bleeding on my shirt!"
They aren't even emo. They are shitty
"oh my god that band sucks!"
"yeah they pulled a taking back sunday!"
by Yo.. it's Jonny February 12, 2005
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