After someone goes off on a unrelated tangent, you focus them back to the conversation at hand. Usually, the tangent is from someone not originally involved in the initial conversation and spews forth unwanted or pointless information. Based on old TV shows, like Bonanza.
Beth: What do you think about the presidential canidates, Sheila?
GIRL 2: OMG, did you see Justin today? He is so totally hot. His eyelashes go on forever. Do you think I should dye my hair? My roots are totally showing and I was thinking about going more red this time.
Sheila: (Pause) Yeah. So, meanwhile, back at the ranch... I think Kerry is kind of creepy, but Bush is totally f**cking everything up. Maybe I should go Nader.
GIRL 2: OMG, did you see Justin today? He is so totally hot. His eyelashes go on forever. Do you think I should dye my hair? My roots are totally showing and I was thinking about going more red this time.
Sheila: (Pause) Yeah. So, meanwhile, back at the ranch... I think Kerry is kind of creepy, but Bush is totally f**cking everything up. Maybe I should go Nader.
by Cymbre May 4, 2004
Get the meanwhile, back at the ranch mug.This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
by frush September 19, 2009
Get the Back-Alley Uppercunt mug.The person in a group who isn't a leader, on the contrary, because this person is a bitch, all this person does is take orders and defer responsibility to the actual leader. For this reason, this person never has to deal with anything that resembles a "high pressure" situation which- at least in their minds- is good because a high pressure situation would cause this person to crack and undoubtedly fail.
"'Did you guy's hear about LeBron James goin' to Miami to play with Dwayne Wade?'
'Yeah I saw that SI cover where LeBron is standing behind Wade. LeBron is such a back seat bitch.'"
'Yeah I saw that SI cover where LeBron is standing behind Wade. LeBron is such a back seat bitch.'"
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In high pitched voice "the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last breath i'd apologize for bleeding on my shirt!"
They aren't even emo. They are shitty
In high pitched voice "the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last breath i'd apologize for bleeding on my shirt!"
They aren't even emo. They are shitty
by Yo.. it's Jonny February 12, 2005
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