mustache milk

The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner

1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.

You have a little mustache milk leftover.

by Llama dad January 8, 2017

Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq May 31, 2020

Chocolate milk

Noun- The code word for love or attention.

Could also be used to stop arguments or problem.

To come to ones saving.

It's been a bad day and I could really use some chocolate milk

Please stop yelling I need some chocolate milk!

by The princess22 October 4, 2016

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Milk

Drinkable cum

She drank my milk.

by UserDeadSince69Years March 20, 2022

Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk

Jope Yamoyamo is playing roblox, username JopeAdoptme123 password, April64

I like milk

by milkisgood4u August 19, 2022