Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss

"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!

by ThighGlider December 18, 2019

Kiss a VSCO Day

On January 7th, go up to a vsco girl and try to kiss them.

Ex- Patrick: I’m so glad Alexa is a VSCO girl,
John: why?
Patrick: because it’s Kiss a VSCO Day and Alexa is hot.
*patrick makes out with Alexa*

by @joemama is stoopid December 23, 2019

New Hampshire kiss

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal

My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.

by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019

Hesh girl kiss

When two people (ideally two hesh girls) light each other’s cigarettes with their cigarettes.

Fuck my dart went out, could you give me a hesh girl kiss?

by poopydaidaiman December 31, 2019

Kiss on the cob

A nice lil blow job

Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob

by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019

Hershey’s Kiss

Taking a shit so big that the pile touches your butt

I took a shit so big it gave me bum a hershey’s kiss.

by Lucid.furr May 5, 2019

Couples kiss day

It’s when a boy or a girl kisses their boyfriend or their girlfriend

Hey is couples kiss day let’s kiss

by Random 05028 May 21, 2019