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Bird in the Tent

A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.
Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
mugGet the Bird in the Tentmug.
Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.
Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.
by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019
mugGet the Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bushmug.

bird-init

V. When you are drinking with a partner and you feed them a shot through a kiss.
I was drinking with my friend Suzi yesterday and she asked for a drink, so I bird-init straight to her when we started to makeout.
by Ace madea February 11, 2019
mugGet the bird-initmug.

Bird Feeding

Bird Feeding is when 2 people are kissing after one of them have just vomited
Bird Feeding is also when 2 people are kissing and one of them vomit in the mouth of the other
Daniel: "Bro, what did you and Stacy do last night?"
Greg: "Bro, no cap, she was Bird Feeding me last night"
Daniel: "what the fuck ew"
by Oykel December 4, 2020
mugGet the Bird Feedingmug.

The bird

When you lay your girlfriend on her back and you stab her in the but and hold yourself up with you pelvis.
I tried the bird last night. My dick got stuck
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
mugGet the The birdmug.

angry birds

frick those pigs we are angry birds
by piece of soup June 11, 2020
mugGet the angry birdsmug.

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!
by DJTiffers March 20, 2015
mugGet the Crap Birdmug.

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