either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
Get the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug. ( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
Get the go eat rocksmug. by MOTHERGOOSE-918 December 21, 2013
Get the eat shit 22mug. To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.
by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021
Get the Eating the pigeonmug. When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.
by Errxr August 16, 2018
Get the Eating the Turkeymug. A slang term used by the Swedish rap collective Drain Gang, meaning to "drain" or exhaust oneself, either literally or metaphorically in pursuit of good fortune or reward in the future.
"I can see you like it's TV, if I can't beat it, let it beat me
If I can't eat the night, I'ma let it eat me"
If I can't eat the night, I'ma let it eat me"
by eccojamsvol1 May 19, 2025
Get the Eat the nightmug. One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.
Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
Get the Eat my ballsmug.