Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

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Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020

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Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020

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Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020

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Bacon Bush

The unfortunate crossing of a womans meat curtains and werewolf pussy, creating a hairy,meaty mess.

Well we where really getting hot and heavy then I took her panty's off and realized she had a bacon bush and immediately walked out.

by Dr_PigFinger December 30, 2020

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Bush Diver

A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.

Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.

Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him

by Bushdiver#5 January 6, 2021

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