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bananamanager 

One of the bundled software programs for the Banana Junior 6000 Self-portable Personal Computer as featured in the comic strip Bloom County.

Also known for being the most fun to spell word in the english language. Try it. Just start writing it out with a pen or pencil. Seriously.
Gene Simmons never had a computer as a kid. (insert tongue photo here) The Banana Jr 6000, buy one before it's too late. Comes bundled with Bananawrite, Bananafile, Bananadraw, and Bananamanager!

Gene's mother wishes she had.
bananamanager by Thumbcat September 6, 2008
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bananapatrol 

A word commonly used to describe someone who guards a banana tree
Hey, get away from that tree, you bananapatrol!
bananapatrol by Nathanispro May 25, 2008

bananagasm

The pleasure obtained from eating a banana.
"I just had this fresh banana, omg, I had a bananagasm it was so good."
bananagasm by PLZ0080 October 26, 2009

bananagirthitis 

the uncomfortable, awkward, and often embarrassing feeling that arises when consuming a large banana
AnnMarie felt the need to cut her banana up into smaller pieces this morning to prevent bananagirthitis.

Bananal Cream Pie

When you stick a whole banana, peel and all, in someone's ass. Then, you stomp on the tip of the banana sticking out, while making sure the banana thrusts forcefully up into their ass. Last, they will show their anal gap, while oozing the banana out!
Hey sexy, could I film you performing a bananal cream pie?

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Jesus Christ, what have you done? Do you have nothing else to do? Read a book! Watch some tv! Just stop typing shit like this!
Bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana:
Me: Wanna hear the funniest shit ever?
Friend: Sure
Me: Bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana.
Friend: *calls 911 immediately*
A wealthy person who always enjoys asserting his controversial opinions. Has the balls to say whatever he wants, and enjoys stealing his friends' girlfriends in his Ferrari. He is also known to whisper words repeatedly when excited.
Bananaji is such a rich person.
How did Bananaji steal your girlfriend?
Bananaji by iCarp May 12, 2021