oh max bean!

An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.

Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.

Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.

Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!

oh max bean! by I_SUCK_BEANS_24/6 March 20, 2009

bean monkey 

Any person of latin descent.

Look at that bean monkey selling chiclets.

bean monkey by Ramon Hernandez May 12, 2004

hopped up on the bean 

The emotional boost to a man's mood after he gets access to a female's bean, or clitoris. Usually lasting 1 to 3 hours.

Hey, why's Bill so happy today?
His girlfriend just got back in town, so he's probably hopped up on the bean.

hopped up on the bean by magurkin52 September 14, 2013

bionic penis beams 

n. sperm

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.

bionic penis beams by SirLinnell April 13, 2004

bean bag 

(v) The act of plopping ones exposed breasts on to a head or face.

"Ibuprofen? For a headache!? Honey, I just bean bag my man. It's a whole lot cheaper than all those pills."

bean bag by NattyRose May 11, 2009

bean cap 

to get fucked in the ass and then lick the shit off the penis

John fucked Jenny in the ass and she totally gave him a bean cap!

bean cap by Bean January 10, 2005

butter bean

aaron clements (he has a small penis, i hate him)

hes so fat that aaron, damn butter bean!

butter bean by anon March 29, 2005