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just take it to god

the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.

even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.
Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
by emery comyn February 6, 2010
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God Mode Chubby

The instance after having a full erection in which the penis is almost completely flaccid, but is still as long as when you had an erection.
Guy 1: So, I was changing at my friend's party and this girl walked in on me.
Guy 2: Dude, that's sucks! Was your dick hard or soft?

Guy 1: I had a God Mode Chubby! She was impressed.
Guy 2: Nice!
by MuffinManTF May 10, 2011
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lesser-god stumble

watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)

those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!
the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!

i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"

the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!
by michael foolsley June 19, 2011
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Freebee from God

When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.
Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro
by Whickerbook February 5, 2015
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Cheese grater god

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
by Cheesey god October 22, 2018
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say god knows

to swear on god that you did something that someone would never think you'd do/happen
by CandaceDixon January 31, 2019
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Thank the Dark Gods

Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.
Thank the Dark Gods for nutella. It is so good and creamy!
by JinzoDefiler March 29, 2017
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