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Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".
Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!
by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021
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Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.
George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.
by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019
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"Brokeback Pockets"

Very simply, when you do not have enough money to engage in any kind of activity that involves spending money.
I nice spin off from the title of a controversial movie which starred two hunky hollwood actors as secret lovers.
Ex: "You want to come out with us tonight?"... "I can't man, I'm "Brokeback Pockets".
by J. Ha February 4, 2009
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Pocket Sit Down

When someone pranks somebody else by making a 'farting chair' and the person 'farts'.
Man, can you believe what Bethany did to Samantha! She totally got a Pocket Sit Down!
by Samantha the farter January 24, 2019
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pocket haul

What you find when you go to empty your pockets and pull out a bunch of unexpected hidden treasures.
Shit you had your keys, four joints, a phone, a lighter, your headphones, and a slice of pizza in there?! That’s a fuckin’ pocket haul.
by Pancho777 August 2, 2020
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Reverse Pizza Pocket

When you fuck a girl really hard and she has a prolapse. Then you lick and nibble on the prolapse like your enjoying a pizza pocket.
Girl I'm hungry for a reverse pizza pocket. Spread then ass cheeks! I'm ready order!
by Horse Meat Chalupa November 14, 2023
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Brown Pocket

Using an ostomy bag in the same manner as a pocket pussy.
Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.
by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018
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