store-bought

Mediocre, underwhelming, bland, unoriginal or unimpressive.

"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."

by guyish_dude June 29, 2024

Stormy Daniels

A Cocktail that is basically a Dark N Stormy with Jack Daniels in place of rum - Jack Daniels, lime juice, simple syrup, ginger beer, served over ice in a highball glass

Have you tried the Stormy Daniels Cocktail? It's even more refreshing than a Dark N Stormy

by Ryno-Chicago July 2, 2024

stories that touch

sad stories that touch the heart or elicit sympathy

Whenever you go on a date, make sure you have your credit card, to avoid stories that touch. Just in case your date bails on you and leaves you with the bill!

by ghad0922 September 21, 2024

Story Book Finish

When you eat a girl out and lick the tip of your thumb and flick through her pussy flaps like a book, then repeat this until she finishes, after she nuts you grab both sides of her vagina and slam both sides together like you would after you finish an excellent book.

Person 1: “Yo dude! How did it go with that girl last night?”

Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”

by MrJustTookAWholeBottleOfViagra October 13, 2024

Storm effect

The Jackson storm effect is a sports related occurrence. It happens when newer athletes overtake and do better then the veteran elites in a sport . This marks the end of a sports generation where the newer athletes are better due to newer technological advancements and technique.

The storm effect has been taken place all the veterans are retiring .

by greattruthbearer October 27, 2024

storage shafter

a man who shoves random stuff in his penis hole

man 1: yo person is a storage shafter, he put 2 oreos in there
man 2: do you think he could fit 3
man 1: maybe

by qrxzzy December 8, 2024

Story

Story! I lay there, standing on the edge of the abyss. Behind me, there was a polished and waxed glass floor, going as far as the eye can see. There seemed to be a point where the reality just ended, and it was total void beyond the glass. As I stepped into the void, grimacing, and preparing myself for the unknown, I hear the buzzing of lights… I looked behind me. It was stained carpet with yellow walls and ceiling, and fluorescent lights. I looked back, and it was the same appearance. I had no-clipped. In horror, I ran further into the halls, the same sights over and over. At a point, I became obsessive, endlessly running through the hall of endless stained carpet, with rusted metal lockers here and there. Until… I found something. It was a dog. I walked towards, it, but it turned around… and its face was hideous! A sharp smile with bloodstained teeth greeted my eyes. The dogs fur, being black and fluffy, hid the stains on their fur, but could not cover the hideous odor. I sprinted back towards where I came from, but I seemed to… come back to the dog? No.. it was teleporting. Slowly towards me. I tried to resist, but it finally jumped on me, and ripped out my heart, blood splattered everywhere. I was dead.

HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T

I gave you a story! Your welcome!

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025