Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?
Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?
Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?
by HeyiAmDyslexia August 29, 2023
Get the Rule 69mug. The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
by thym4pizza June 6, 2017
If you get a fresh trim, your friends are allowed to slap you on the back of the head two times each.
An example of the Fresh Trim Rule:
Ay mandem, Michael got a fresh trim.
(Michael gets slapped on the back of the head)
Ay mandem, Michael got a fresh trim.
(Michael gets slapped on the back of the head)
by Keiron is a nonce May 23, 2021
Get the Fresh Trim Rulemug. This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.
"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"
"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."
"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."
by Sunaarin August 4, 2023
Get the Rule number onemug. Haven't you heard of the Rule of Seven? If you want to book a hot session with a. girl in her mid 40s, you need to be searching for late 30s!
by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020
Get the The Rule of Sevenmug. Rule: -2057
by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021
Get the Rule: -2057mug. 