Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

Out of pocket

Doing the most acting crazy...out of control; looking crazy; chiya chambers

Yo did she just fart
Bro she out of pocket

Yo you see her hair

Bro it's out of pocket

by Suspect2456 December 29, 2016

hotter than a pocket

when a women or a man is just very attractive

Hey Lily, you are hotter than a pocket.

by siponthat January 3, 2017

hand in pocket

(Noun.) The act of fisting an anus for sexually gratification for either the fister and/or the fistee.

Adam was home and had nothing to do. His parents came into his room and found he had his hand in pocket.

by Abudaia March 4, 2017

curly hot pocket

When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.

Guy 1: I gave a curly hot pocket to Jessica
Guy 2: Nice dude

by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017

Alabama Tepid Pocket

When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.

She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.

by makinitupasigoalong May 19, 2017

Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017