Mayed

A man’s name and comes from the name Majid.

Mayed is an ultimate life form, an upgraded version of Majid. Don’t mess with him or he will take your girl (with consensus) and while he is at it, he’ll take your mom too and on a good day your sister as well. If you ever encounter a legendary man name Mayed, act dead because that’s your only chance of survival.

Don’t move, that’s a Mayed. Act dead or he will take your girl.

by King Alleyway November 22, 2021

mayed

An arabic name for males.
Lovely name with a beautiful rythm, Mayed is a very energetic person with a kind heart

Girl 1: Look at mayed he's so cute, and has good conversations.
Girl 2: Yes he is wasn't he your crush since forever?

by -//- April 24, 2023

May-O

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm

I had sex with this guy last night and ended up getting May-O'd.

by mommymilkermaggot March 29, 2022

To whom it may concern

LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .

--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!

by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022

May 22nd

Everyone who is absolutely stunning is born on May 22nd and they deserve the world , if you meet someone born on this day they are a keeper💖

"I love my girlfriend 💕 and a bonus is she was born on May 22nd!!"

by Rattie<3 January 04, 2023

May 22nd

National hate Ethan day. Make sure to say something mean about Ethan this day.

P1 - "Hey it's May 22nd today!"
P2 - "Aw, Ethan is so stupid"
P3 - "and chopped"

by Blair Oaks Barstool May 21, 2025

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2021