Jesus

A trans man.

Anna: Jesus is trans.
Transphobic Christians: NO, HE ISN'T!!!! 😭😭😭😭

by pangenderbitch November 27, 2021

Jesus

A popular pornstar, know for his world class blowjobs.

"Jesus can give a mean blowjob. He blew that man's dick right off with the power of god".

by AWildBro December 1, 2021

Jesus Dominguez

one of the best people ever and best cousin ever bc they are and they make VERY good food

youre so jesus dominguez😹💯

by ed shartan December 2, 2021

Jesus

Keanu Reeves Doppelgänger

"Jesus is in the new Matrix movie"

by PotRoastLover21 December 19, 2021

Jebucketed

Meaning that you got pranked by a bucket.

Angelo at a waterpark: Wow this place is huge!
Gets splashed by water.
Random dude who splashed Angelo with water in bucket: You just got jebucketed!
Angelo: Woooooaaaaah!

This is in memory of Angelo, who's still alive, and tried to put this definition on the Urban Dictionary, but it didn't get published.

by cool dude 09876543211234567890 December 20, 2021

jesus

the person trisha paytas sang about

literally no one:
trisha: i lUv U JesUS~

by Im.bi. December 22, 2021

Jesús

your probably already know the meaning it means Jesús its in spanish. oh and i forgot fuck you

mira es Jesús/look it's jesus

by B!tchluvs January 6, 2022