Thank the Dark Gods

Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.

Thank the Dark Gods for nutella. It is so good and creamy!

by JinzoDefiler March 29, 2017

Freebee from God

When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.

Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro

by Whickerbook February 5, 2015

lesser-god stumble

watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)

those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!

the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!

i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"

the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!

by michael foolsley June 19, 2011

just take it to god

the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.

even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.

Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.

by emery comyn February 6, 2010

say god knows

to swear on god that you did something that someone would never think you'd do/happen

boy: i ate her out
girl: SAY GOD KNOWS

by CandaceDixon January 31, 2019

we killed god

God looked down at our presence and smiled an emotionless smile that read, "send help pls". After that, he shot himself still emotionless. God is free now and I honestly don't know if angels can fucking die.

Some faggot: *insert Cory In the house anime.* 👌

Faggot #2: We killed god.

by IIHaveNoLife November 26, 2017

God Damn You

a word used by those of religious faith asking God to cruse you to damnation. (God Damn You) use of the word started around 1625 and is still used today, most of the modern world uses the word to express angry threats to another.

Why did you sell our only car? God Damn you, now we have no transportation.

by Jesse Decor April 10, 2021