fart hat

The act of farting on someone's head

Gave Ben a Fart Hat the other day, it was a wet one.

by Yaron K September 25, 2007

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Fart Fucked

When you fart through an opening or hole of an object.

I fart fucked that customers donut.

by Psytocrophic September 19, 2016

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Capping a fart

Capping a fart is the process of capturing your own fart gasses in your sealed, cupped hands. Usually followed by throwing it into the face of someone nearby.

I had had it with Jim's coy retorts, and barbed comebacks. The moment we sat down at the french restaurant, I hiked my skirt up under the table, reached down with both hands - carefully capping a fart to throw at him.

by A1evilboy August 18, 2009

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gorilla fart

Noun. An alcoholic beverage created by my Uncle Mike, a bartender. No Joke.
Take a four shot glass. Fill with two shots of Bacardi 151 and two shots of Wild Turkey. Consume. Enjoy.

Background: My uncle's old drinking buddy came into the bar one night and asked for a drink that would help him to catch up with all of his other friends, who had been drinking all night. Once offered the drink, he took one whiff and started coughing, eventually chortling "That smells like a Gorilla Fart!"

After downing two Gorilla farts, I promptly grabbed my best friend's mom and made out with her.

by Lyralli October 23, 2007

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farting at a fan

1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."

Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up."

Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."

by freemason5600 November 4, 2011

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