Spicy Cum

When you cum after you masturbate for the second time after smoking a bowl and the cum feels spicy as it's coming out.

Wow, that spicy cum felt great last night; I'm so glad I decided to smoke that bowl! I guess I have been masturbating too much lately...

by !@#sam#@! August 5, 2008

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Shame Cum

When a woman lacks enthusiasm while giving a blow job, causing the man to stop the blow job, finish into his hand, and toss the cum into the woman's face in shame, yelling "SHAME CUM." This forever ruins the woman's reputation.

Man: "At least try to get into it!"
Woman: sigh...
Man: *removes penis from woman's mouth, jerks off into hand*
Woman: "What are you doing?"
Man: "SHAME CUM!" *tossing semen into woman's face*

by didgeripoo September 7, 2012

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cum bath

to bathe in a bath of cum

i bathed in cum yesterday

by mr.happy June 4, 2004

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cum-cleaner

A non-'out' homosexual who covertly satisfies his desires by concerning himself with or addressing himself to spilt semen.

Keiren cleaned the cum out of the shower. He's a total cum-cleaner.

by Kerien the Buchaneer March 3, 2008

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cum-logged

An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."

Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!

by Alex Davis March 29, 2008

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