Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015

The ice cream man

The act of ejaculating into your partners anus, then proceeding to insert a flake into the bum hole whilst the cum is flowing out.

"Last night I gave kerri the ice cream man, I even ate the flake after she finished flowing"

by Seantheicecreamer April 7, 2025

cream of vagina

Cream that drips gently and innocently from the vagina, wetting the
panties of a beautiful girl

Cream of vagina of a beautiful girl is very tasty and intoxicating.

by Scimitar May 27, 2022

Bad ice cream

You'll know its bad after you eat it. If you belly hurts its bad.

Mmmm that ice cream whas gooOoood! *2 minutes later* Uggghhhh wowza! That was deffinitly bad.That was (bad ice cream).

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

Frost cream

Frost cream is when you have sex in the freezing cold.

Yo all nine members of slipknot frost creamed in my ass the other day

by shermlizbad September 30, 2022

English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.

King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.

by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022