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Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.
Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!
by shatteredframes December 1, 2018
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chocolate dart

the warm dark anus of a virgin
by Taco burrito December 7, 2018
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Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.
Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag
by Toaksy July 7, 2017
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Chocolate stare

When a non-chocolate person stares at a chocolate person in wonderment/lust/sexual curiosity.
Girl 1: I always catch him staring at me. I'm like "why are you looking at me all the time?!"

Girl 2: "Oh he's giving you the chocolate stare. He's curious."
by StrawberryPopsicleFairy July 10, 2017
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Chocolate Elephant

To undertake in sexual activity with chocolate at breakfast. This can be done with a partner or alone. It was coined by the actress Louise Stewart on Twitter.
I'm sorry, I had a chocolate elephant for breakfast!
by Victoria Graham July 19, 2017
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chocolate fudge

When a Latina woman shits on a black guys dick and sucks it off , followed by fucking him and sniffing his penis afterwards
by Chocolate fudge cake July 19, 2017
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chocolate geyser

An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging
Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!
by cowdungminge August 3, 2017
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