Chocolate Eclair

The sex act involving the following scenario.

After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.

"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"

by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021

Thanos Chocolate

When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.

Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."

by BTC123 May 8, 2019

chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of a partners asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd is smooth and has no lumps.

“I’m gonna need to take a shit soon.”
“Oh you want me to give you the chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

chocolate fudged

Where a lover poops on your face.

Last night was intense, I got chocolate fudged by my wife.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

Chocolate Milkshake

When someone's ass sweat and feces mix together and create a sludgy, chocolate-like substance in their back end which soaks their pants in what looks like a Chocolate Milkshake.

"Dude did you see mike yesterday; he had a crazy chocolate milkshake going on."

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

Chocolate milk

When you nut in someone’s ass and they shit at the same time

Brooooo we just made chocolate milk last night! Nice bro!

by Eugens’s ass April 27, 2021

Winter Hot Chocolate

Winter Hot Chocolate is when you embark into a females/males septic tank, and install a spout into the pipe system. You must also add a preheater like the gas station coffee machines, and pour yourself a nice mug. You sip on that mug like a nice hot chocolate in the cold days of winter

Dude, she could give me some winter hot chocolate

by Sammyboi69420 September 6, 2025