Ass Cheese

When a man cums in a girls ass and leaves it there to ferment for 3 days until it is crusty enoughto eat with a spoon.

Homie I pounded Tiffany 3 days ago her ass cheese is bomb.

by J walka May 18, 2016

Dick Cheese

When somebody licks your balls and it makes a cheddar cheese substance come out your urethra and it looks like cheese

John- Man you didn't clean up the at dick cheese
Bob- I like it

by I Am Kelpy G January 27, 2017

Cheese and Grapes

The food of the gods. Zeus famously murdered his own father, Kronos, over a plate of cheese and grapes.

Thank the lord for cheese and grapes.

by SmartyPants222222222222 September 20, 2012

Cheese Teeth

A condition wherein an individual forgets or neglects to clean the cheese out from between their teeth after a meal. CT can also be used as a nickname for a person with the condition.

Jim: Knock it off Cheese Teeth.
Ben:Wow, Great Insult.

Jim: No I'm serious, you have cheese between all of your teeth.
Ben: Whatever, I was just eating some Kraft Singles

by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011

Geek Cheese

Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.

Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!

by iRikeDaPeepoh March 14, 2011

Cheese DLC

The scrumbtious cheese that generates under your foreskin when you haven't cleaned it for some time.

Im circumcised, therefore i dont have the cheese DLC.

John: Bro i hate the cheese DLC fr.
Eric: Bro you nasty fr, just wash your shit.

by McKlunk-II October 26, 2022

Cheese muffin

A word that's code for expressing anger against someone you don't like in a group chat. The person is normally in said group chat. The person is in most cases unfunny as fuck and annoying.

"grr... cheese muffin" "this cheese muffin"

by ilovepepsi420 December 26, 2021