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beaner baby 

A small child learning how to commit crimes before he's old enough to walk. Runs around stealing, being dirty, and learning to complain that he is being unfairly treated in America because his parents crawled under barbed wire to get him here.
"You see that Beaner Baby taking those hubcaps?"
Yeah I do, and why is he wearing Paco/Tommy/G Unit clothing while bitching about having no money?"
I dont know, I dont know
beaner baby by Philly G January 26, 2007
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Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!
Beaneritis by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009
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beaner rag 

what a mexican uses to jerk off into; specifically a tissue or a dirty condom found on the dirt.
tito gave me his used beaner rag for my turn at it.
beaner rag by makjfadfha November 6, 2007
a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus
he brags about his beanus all the time.
beanus by danny foshizzle February 13, 2007

beaner buster 

slang name for a border cop, border police
That beaner buster caught Pedro and jailed him!
beaner buster by da0ibdbf August 1, 2010

Beanstalking

It's the masturbation of an extremely large penis, such as that of a mythical giant.
I'm bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. I believe she was jackin' the beanstalk.
Beanstalking by Double UM August 25, 2011
BeanX means that you are some retarded guy who is doing weird things during livestreams
You are a Beanx
BeanX by NiffoInTheBuilding February 16, 2019